"A critic is a bundle of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste." -- Whitney Balliett

Music. Movies. Literature.

I like to talk about these things, and so here I shall. I invite you to to talk back.

It goes without saying that what I write here is only my own opinion and should therefore hold only as much influence as is appropriate for such a thing.

Basically, what I mean to say, is that you should regard my thoughts as the most authoritative and definitive on all respective subjects. Everyone else is wrong unless I say otherwise.

I may also, if generosity blesses me, post downloads (shh!) so that you, too, can enjoy the things that I enjoy.

First up (probably): A review of Goldfrapp's latest. Bring on the mahogany titties!